...When eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich (which...mom makes the best PBJ), you must first pull the pieces of bread apart, study the two pieces by looking at them and then squishing them, followed by eating the peanut butter side first, then the jelly. To finish everything up, take both hands and strategically place them in your hair. Repeat all steps until your sandwich is gone.
This has been "Life Lessons ...by Jonas Flood"
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Jonas
Born 03.20.08 7lb 7oz 21 1/4 in
This reminds me of a Deep Thought:
ReplyDelete"When you die, if you get a choice between regular heaven and pie heaven, you should choose pie heaven. Because, mmmmmmmmm, pie."